Botfobdidnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid owl.

Botfobdidnan created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botfobdidnan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botfobdidnan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Botfobdidnan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Botfobdidnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.