Pomwegfottar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying pig.

Pomwegfottar created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwegfottar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomwegfottar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pomwegfottar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pomwegfottar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about nuts.