Ripkarrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise crab.

Ripkarrat created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripkarrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ripkarrat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ripkarrat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ripkarrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ripkarrat's priests.

2. Never wear fawn corsets.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ripkarrat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripkarrat.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.