Wodxucbim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome sheep.

Wodxucbim created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodxucbim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodxucbim, he will destroy your home planet.

Wodxucbim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wodxucbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if four shrews approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.