Rutarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent armadillo.

Rutarp created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutarp, he will torture you forever.

Rutarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rutarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never hurt bats.