Mad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical porpoise.

Mad created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mad, she will think nothing of it.

Mad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Worship no other gods but Mad.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.