Bagvonsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful lion.

Bagvonsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagvonsaw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagvonsaw, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bagvonsaw's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bagvonsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bagvonsaw in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.