Gepvilged Mabflowcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic hare.

Gepvilged Mabflowcuss created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvilged Mabflowcuss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepvilged Mabflowcuss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gepvilged Mabflowcuss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepvilged Mabflowcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your legs violet.

3. Gepvilged Mabflowcuss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear green kilts.