Hungonnil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive otter.

Hungonnil created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungonnil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hungonnil, he will turn you into a frog.

Hungonnil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hungonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

5. Do not listen to music.