Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent fairy.

Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag, he will turn you into a rock.

Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hugxuchapman Gudnillstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never write about stars.