Dodragbod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tiresome narwhal.

Dodragbod created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodragbod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodragbod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dodragbod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dodragbod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dodragbod.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dodragbod on top of all buildings.

4. Dodragbod loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.