Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid swallow.

Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug's name in vain.

5. Always obey Stig Rillnelltarp Ponliksug's priests.