Cubpighud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered aardvark.

Cubpighud created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubpighud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubpighud, it will turn you into a slug.

Cubpighud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cubpighud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Retreat if six frogs approach from the west.

5. You must never eat garlic.