Fumbossfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring porpoise.

Fumbossfid created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumbossfid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fumbossfid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fumbossfid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fumbossfid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing near turtles.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing pink boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never bounce in holy places.