Jop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless bird.

Jop created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jop, it will turn you into a rat.

Jop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lots of beans to manatees while wearing white stockings.

4. Never sit near snails.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.