Sommotnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Sommotnull created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sommotnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sommotnull, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sommotnull's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sommotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.