Didartcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured badger.

Didartcim created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didartcim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didartcim, it will remove you from existence.

Didartcim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Didartcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Put Didartcim first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never look in ponds.