Gubmumkem is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic butterfly.

Gubmumkem created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmumkem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gubmumkem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gubmumkem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gubmumkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gubmumkem.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Gubmumkem.