Cussominfubjop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonourable dingo.

Cussominfubjop created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cussominfubjop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussominfubjop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cussominfubjop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cussominfubjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.