Renrill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive cow.

Renrill created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renrill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renrill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Renrill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Renrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.