Renrill is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, impressive
cow.
Renrill created matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Renrill, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Renrill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Renrill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Renrill's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always take life seriously.