Bopyamnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving guinea pig.

Bopyamnull created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopyamnull, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bopyamnull, it will manifest in front of you.

Bopyamnull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bopyamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopyamnull.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt snails.