Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing horse.

Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Rotvigwigrakcapxinbompig's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.