Narbellciss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome otter.

Narbellciss created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narbellciss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narbellciss, he will torture you forever.

Narbellciss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Narbellciss' Holy Commandments

1. Narbellciss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Narbellciss loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. You must love Narbellciss.