Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient slug.

Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Limnibyakhimceblidgatkap.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.