Cenripzog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous troll.

Cenripzog created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenripzog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenripzog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenripzog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cenripzog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cenripzog.

2. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing purple corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never leap in the presence of snails.

4. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

5. Do not run in public.