Abdagren is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless squid.

Abdagren created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdagren, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abdagren, he will destroy your home planet.

Abdagren's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Abdagren's Holy Commandments

1. Abdagren loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not shave your feet.