Ortteenneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented dolphin.

Ortteenneg created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ortteenneg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortteenneg, she will be very unhappy.

Ortteenneg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ortteenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown dresses and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Ortteenneg loves ants, so they must be respected.