Fagvabcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful rat.

Fagvabcuss created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagvabcuss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fagvabcuss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fagvabcuss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fagvabcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never mention horses.