Benlimbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced gerbil.

Benlimbog created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benlimbog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benlimbog, it will not invite you to parties.

Benlimbog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Benlimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.