Mutlopnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome mongoose.

Mutlopnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlopnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutlopnutt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutlopnutt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutlopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.