Misnulmat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful monkey.

Misnulmat created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misnulmat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misnulmat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Misnulmat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Misnulmat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.