Tabbagfot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful raven.

Tabbagfot created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbagfot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tabbagfot, he will turn you into a worm.

Tabbagfot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tabbagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Tabbagfot eight times a day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tabbagfot.

4. Hide from black nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.