Camkemlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless monkey.

Camkemlib created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Camkemlib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camkemlib, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camkemlib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Camkemlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Camkemlib six times a day.