Ruttkamlin Yok is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent gerbil.

Ruttkamlin Yok created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkamlin Yok, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruttkamlin Yok, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ruttkamlin Yok's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ruttkamlin Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.