Omingovstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate lobster.

Omingovstip created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingovstip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omingovstip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Omingovstip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Omingovstip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Omingovstip on top of all buildings.