Rillbonkdib is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful
manatee.
Rillbonkdib created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillbonkdib, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rillbonkdib, he will come to you in dreams.
Rillbonkdib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Rillbonkdib's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Always treat bats with great respect.
3. You must pray to Rillbonkdib six times a day.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.