Rillbonkdib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful manatee.

Rillbonkdib created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbonkdib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillbonkdib, he will come to you in dreams.

Rillbonkdib's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rillbonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. You must pray to Rillbonkdib six times a day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.