Nartgennart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced raven.

Nartgennart created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgennart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nartgennart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nartgennart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nartgennart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.