Cepjenmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty jellyfish.

Cepjenmut created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepjenmut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cepjenmut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cepjenmut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cepjenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.