Siddityak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless salamander.

Siddityak created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Siddityak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Siddityak, he will ignore you.

Siddityak's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Siddityak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing magenta rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.