Sadbeglab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome penguin.

Sadbeglab created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbeglab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sadbeglab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sadbeglab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sadbeglab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Put Sadbeglab first in all things.

3. Sadbeglab loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

5. Always stare at clouds.