Mattettisomhinfonjandiss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking otter.

Mattettisomhinfonjandiss created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mattettisomhinfonjandiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mattettisomhinfonjandiss, it will not care.

Mattettisomhinfonjandiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mattettisomhinfonjandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.