Tonmadbudquill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty skunk.

Tonmadbudquill created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonmadbudquill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonmadbudquill, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonmadbudquill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tonmadbudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not take Tonmadbudquill's name in vain.

5. Always obey Tonmadbudquill's priests.