Hapzeddangebcapfab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent shrew.

Hapzeddangebcapfab created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapzeddangebcapfab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hapzeddangebcapfab, she will cry a lot.

Hapzeddangebcapfab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hapzeddangebcapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.