Nibpompit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Nibpompit created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nibpompit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibpompit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nibpompit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nibpompit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.