Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair lizard.

Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cunhasvilrakfemxuckgedfon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never run in the presence of rats.