Kengenmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent fox.

Kengenmit created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kengenmit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kengenmit, it will turn you into a worm.

Kengenmit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kengenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never chant near mice.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.