Tunfutril is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome hedgehog.

Tunfutril created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tunfutril, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunfutril, he will turn you into a rat.

Tunfutril's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tunfutril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed lots of limes to doves while wearing green kilts.

5. Do not stand on grass.