Cussidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing elephant.

Cussidlap created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussidlap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussidlap, it will turn you into a tree.

Cussidlap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cussidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Cussidlap's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Cussidlap.

5. Respect your elders.