Huddancangud is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless parrot.

Huddancangud created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Huddancangud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Huddancangud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Huddancangud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Huddancangud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. You must pray to Huddancangud three times a day.

4. Run away from gray frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.