Rilsanddudnil is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring wasp.

Rilsanddudnil created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilsanddudnil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilsanddudnil, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rilsanddudnil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rilsanddudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always obey Rilsanddudnil's priests.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.